I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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