Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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