remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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