Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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