May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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