She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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