yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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