why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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We talked him into tasing himself.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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