i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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