i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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