My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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