I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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