Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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