id be glad to
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
there was a trapeze. enough said
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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