I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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