why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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