were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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