Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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