so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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