is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That accounts for only three of the penises
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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