she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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