So drunk its hurt
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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