I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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