No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I want her autograph on my taint
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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