We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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