Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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