they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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