ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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