i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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