Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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