Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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