It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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