i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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