this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
