Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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