he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize