i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Randomize