i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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