The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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