Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there was a trapeze. enough said
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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