You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
