Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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