If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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