I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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