Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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