"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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