I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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