i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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