She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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