i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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