My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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