im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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