I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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