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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?

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• (925): View more from California

  is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.

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  Like handprints on my lower back...

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.

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  Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.

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