WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH