he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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